010 - a day of rest, a molten sky

So, as the celebration comes to an end... I learned a few things.

1. Never have a drunken bath in a hotel bathtub without soap. (I seemed to have contracted a hellish bladder infection). 

2. Dj's are usually nerdy, sweaty dudes who work in pairs and are good with computers. 

3. Fast food workers can afford their own hookers.

( Lies ! Lies ! )

4. If you see a tranny, don't stare. It will anger the beast. 

5. Carson shoves his toothbrush way to far down his throat to be normal...

And with that said, i had a nothing but delicious birthday!

Thanks to all who took their time to wish me a good one.